Some of the things most Indians ask are:
- Melody Itni chocolaty kyun hai?
- Kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai?
- Hum Chloromint kyun khate hai?
- Aaj Taimur ne kya kiya?
- Mandir kab banega?
But most important question of all is ‘Bhai is shaadi kab hogi?‘
So when Bhai of Bollywood Salman Khan tweeted ‘Mujhe ladki mil gayi’, twitteraties went berserk with hilarious replies.
This is what Salman Khan Tweeted:
Mujhe ladki mil gayi
— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) February 6, 2018
Here are some of the replies:
Virgin guys after installing Tinder! https://t.co/wzeQKmao2O
— Bhaiyyaji (@bhaiyyajispeaks) February 6, 2018
When you go to Thailand and it's your lucky day https://t.co/LxwIJ4bp4P
— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) February 6, 2018
मतलब भी जरा खुल कर बात देते तो ज्यादा अच्छा रहता 😁😁😂😂🤣🤣 https://t.co/uVtqwMZTXR
— बनारसी (@BabaBenarasi) February 6, 2018
Taimur se bhi pehle !! https://t.co/GedfjLjzoa
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) February 6, 2018
lekin ek script kabhi nahi milihttps://t.co/pbpCVFI1Qn
— Donald Duck (@WatDaDuck_) February 6, 2018
Adopt her 😅 https://t.co/RkLmVEjvi5
— Noah (@BhumikaShah7) February 6, 2018
Boy 1: Yaar, hum dono ko valentine date nahi hai
Boy 2: Tu akela yaar kyunki, https://t.co/2TJASOd9M8
— Cherry Dimple (@shailimore) February 6, 2018
Aur Ladki ko bhai. 😂 https://t.co/tVU0OQLDBQ
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) February 6, 2018
Finally a news topic other than Taimur. Hope media picks it up https://t.co/YQ6hBINDMV
— Rahul Roushan (@rahulroushan) February 6, 2018
Ab toh Salman ko bhi ladki mil gayi, mujhe kab milegi? https://t.co/yaT9GDDDqq
— Ankur Singh (@iAnkurSingh) February 6, 2018
Hope you are not in Thailand. Check kar lena ek baar…
— The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega) February 6, 2018
Prem Ratan Girl Paayo
— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) February 6, 2018
When My friend returned back to hostel after train journey in college days https://t.co/SfzdIWwVme
— GabbaR (@SaffronAnil) February 6, 2018
To kho kyu di thi pehle.. https://t.co/KgK87G13xg
— Aladdin (@Alllahdin) February 6, 2018
Thode dino mein jiski hai wo le jayega. https://t.co/hftzNzTwLV
— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) February 6, 2018
Beti mubarak ho bhai. 🙏 https://t.co/S1SkgLh1yi
— PhD in Bakchodi (@Atheist_Krishna) February 6, 2018
DISCLAIMER: This compilation of tweets is purely for fun. We don’t intend to hurt anyone’s feelings. We hope readers will take this sportingly.